Januar 6, 2021 Possible IBM acronyms |IBM: It’s Being MendedIBM: Inmense Ball of MuckIBM: I Believe in MemorexIBM: It’s Better than Macintosh!IBM: Idiots Built MeIBM: Intense Bowel MovementIBM: Inferior But…
Januar 6, 2021 Computer help stories |AUSTIN, Texas – The exasperated help-line caller said she couldn’t get her new Dell computer to turn on. Jay Ablinger, a Dell Computer Corp….
Januar 6, 2021 Architect programmer |If architects had to work like programmers . . .Dear Mr. Architect,Please design and build me a house. I am not quite sure of…
Januar 6, 2021 New Microsoft Windows advertising slogans |At the time of writing, Microsoft’s slogan for Windows 95 was „Where do you want to go today?“ These are some alternative and probably…
Januar 6, 2021 The Ten Commandments for C Programmers |1. Thou shalt run lint frequently and study its pronouncements with care, for verily its perception and judgement oft exceed thine. 2. Thou shalt…
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Januar 6, 2021 If IBM ran Christmas… |They would want one big Santa, dressed in blue, where kids queue up for their present-processing. Receiving presents would take about 24-36 hours of…
Januar 6, 2021 I'm going to a lecture |The man was in no shape to drive, so he wisely left his car parked and walked home. As he was walking unsteadily along,…
Januar 6, 2021 Crying about his life |Old Man On A Bench An old man of ninety was sitting on a park bench crying. A policeman noticed this and asked him…
Januar 6, 2021 Reading the scripture |An elderly woman had just returned to her home from an evening worship service and was startled to find an intruder in her house.Catching…