Januar 6, 2021 A story behind a gun |Big Louie the Torpedo was becoming increasingly curious about one of the newer members of his mob, Benny the Rod. Benny had been in…
Januar 6, 2021 You're in big trouble |John was driving when a policeman pulled him over. He rolled down his window and said to the officer, „Is there a problem, Officer?““No…
Januar 6, 2021 Try to spell that name |A traffic Policeman recently stopped a woman for exceeding the posted speed limit. He asked the driver her name.She said, „I’m Mrs. Chadivaler Zuminskagia…
Januar 6, 2021 Some stupid truckers |While driving along the back roads of a small town, two truckers came to an overpass with a sign that read CLEARANCE 11’3.“They got…
Januar 6, 2021 Please show the I.D. |The following supposedly a true story.This guy walked into a little corner store with a shot gun and demanded all the cash from the…
Januar 6, 2021 Stupid drunk blonde |A blonde phoned police to report that thieves had been in her car. „They’ve stolen the dashboard, the steering wheel, the brake pedal, even…
Januar 6, 2021 Watching for suicide |Why do they put a suicide watch on death row prisoners? Why would you care if a man you’re planning to kill anyway, kills…
Januar 6, 2021 Strange name for cats |One day there was a woman who lost her cat named „LOVE.“ It was pretty dark outside and she lived in New York. So,…
Januar 6, 2021 Knitting and driving |A policeman spots a woman driving and knitting at the same time. Driving up beside her, he shouts out the window… „Pull over!““No,“ she…
Januar 6, 2021 Criminal steals lumber |A man with a nagging secret couldn’t keep it any longer. In the confessional he admitted that for years he had been stealing building…