Januar 6, 2021 Testing a new recruit |Police Chief: As a recruit, you’ll be faced with some difficult issues. What would you do if you had to arrest your mother?New Recruit:…
Januar 6, 2021 He's a drunk driver |There was an inebriated driver who was pulled up by the police. When the cop opened the door, the driver fell out.“YOU’RE DRUNK!“ exclaimed…
Januar 6, 2021 Stealing from a store |This is supposedly a true story, it happened in a small town of the province of Quebec, Canada, in October 1996. They showed the…
Januar 6, 2021 Government is there |At recent trade talks the American representative offered to sell sophisticated American telephone technology to the Russians.American : „In the United States, anyone can…
Januar 6, 2021 Some police quotes |“The handcuffs are tight because they’re new. They’ll stretch out after you wear them awhile.““If you run, you’ll only go to jail tired.““So, you…
Januar 6, 2021 Where are you from? |Theater Guest A man lay sprawled across three entire seats in the posh theater.When the usher came by and noticed this, he whispered to…
Januar 6, 2021 I have lost my father |Five year old Little Johnny was lost, so he went up to a policeman and said, „I’ve lost my dad!“The policeman said, „What’s he…
Januar 6, 2021 New Miranda rights |1. You have the right to remain motionless, or you may elect to run away from me.2. Should you decide to run, I shall…
Januar 6, 2021 Holmes investigation |Sherlock Holmes and Dr Watson went on a camping trip. After a good meal and a bottle of wine they laid down for the…
Januar 6, 2021 Caught for speeding |The cop got out of his car and the kid, that was stopped for speeding, rolled down his window.“I’ve been waiting for you all…