Januar 6, 2021 Working in the garden |A prisioner in jail received a letter from his wife: „I have decided to plant some lettuce in the back garden. When is the…
Januar 6, 2021 Catch a drunk driver |Two rednecks, Bubba and Earl, were driving down the road drinking a couple of bottles of Bud.The passenger, Bubba, said „Lookey thar up ahead,…
Januar 6, 2021 Prison Versus Housewives |In prison, you get three square meals a day. At home, you cook three square meals a day and try to get your kids…
Januar 6, 2021 Lost far from a home |A police car pulls up in front of grandma Bessie’s house, and grandpa Morris gets out.The polite policeman explained that this elderly gentleman said…
Januar 6, 2021 Getting in an accident |A Rabbi and a Priest are driving one day and, by a freak accident, have a head-on collision with tremendous force. Both cars are…
Januar 6, 2021 Dealing with a juggler |Juggler, driving to his next performance, was stopped by the police. „What are those knives doing in your car?“ asked the officer. „I juggle…
Januar 6, 2021 Should have glasses |A policeman stops a lady and asks for her license. He says „Lady, it says here that you should be wearing glasses.“The woman answered…
Januar 6, 2021 The reason for running |A police officer attempts to stop a car for speeding and the guy gradually increases his speed until he’s topping 100 mph. He eventually…
Januar 6, 2021 Rookie is on the job |A rookie police officer was out for his first ride in a cruiser with an experienced partner. A call came in telling them to…
Januar 6, 2021 Try to catch the rabbit |The Los Angeles Police Department (LAPD), The FBI, and the CIA are all trying to prove that they are the best at apprehending criminals….