Januar 6, 2021 He is extremely drunk |Late one Friday night the policeman spotted a man driving very erratically through the streets of Dublin. They pulled the man over and asked…
Januar 6, 2021 A prisoner with skills |Several years ago, Andy was sentenced to prison. During his stay, he got along well with the guards and all his fellow inmates. The…
Januar 6, 2021 A test for being drunk |A police officer pulls over this guy who had been weaving in and out of the lanes.He goes up to the guy’s window and…
Januar 6, 2021 Breaking into a house |A man went to the Police Station wishing to speak with the burglar who had broken into his house the night before.“You’ll get your…
Januar 6, 2021 Go give us a donation |Traffic was backed up for miles, the police were going car to car. When they got to my car I asked the officer what…
Januar 6, 2021 Time for the wedding |A police officer stopped a motorist who was speeding down Main Street.“But officer,“ the man began, „I can explain.““Just be quiet,“ snapped the officer….
Januar 6, 2021 Prison vs. full-time job |Prison life versus a full-time jobIn prison you spend the majority of your time in an 8′ X 10′ cell.At work you spend most…
Januar 6, 2021 Where is your wife? |On a rural road a state trooper pulled this farmer over and said: „Sir, do you realize your wife fell out of the car…
Januar 6, 2021 How fast was I going? |“When I saw you driving down the road, I guessed 55 at least.““You’re wrong, officer, it’s only my hat that makes me look that…
Januar 6, 2021 Undercover detective |A tourist asks a man in uniform, „Are you a policeman?““No, I am an undercover detective.““So why are you in uniform?““Today is my day…