Januar 6, 2021 Judge has some fun |A judge grew tired of seeing the same town drunk in front of his bench. One day the judge glared down at the man,…
Januar 6, 2021 Excuse for speeding |A cop pulls a car over on the highway for speeding. When he asks for the driver’s license, the driver argued, „Speeding??? But officer,…
Januar 6, 2021 Warning all shoplifters |Warning to shoplifters: Anyone caught shoplifting will be beaten, gagged, whipped and tortured. Any survivors will be prosecuted to the full extent of the…
Januar 6, 2021 Request before death |A murderer, sitting in the electric chair, was about to be executed.“Have you any last requests? asked the chaplain.“Yes,“ replied the murderer. „Will you…
Januar 6, 2021 Very stupid robbers |Two robbers were robbing a hotel. The first one said, „I hear sirens. Jump!“The second one said, „But we’re on the 13th floor!“The first…
Januar 6, 2021 Chatting on the plane |A man was recently flying to New York. He decided to strike up a conversation with his seat mate.“I’ve got a great policeman joke….
Januar 6, 2021 The new CIA agents |Three men are going through CIA training, trying to become secret agents. They finally got through all their written and physical tests when they…
Januar 6, 2021 Purchasing the brain |A client of a hospital where they made brain transplantations asked about the prices.The doctor said, „Well, this Ph.D. brain costs $10,000. This brain…
Januar 6, 2021 Policemen in Heaven |St Peter is standing at heaven’s gate when a man walks up.“Welcome to heaven my son. What did you do with your life?““I was…
Januar 6, 2021 Charged for speeding |A man was speeding down a Alabama highway, feeling secure in a gaggle of cars all traveling at the same speed. However, as they…