Januar 6, 2021 Buy machine factory |An American manufacturer is showing his machine factory to a potential customer from Albania. At noon, when the lunch whistle blows, two thousand men…
Januar 6, 2021 Business one-liners 01 |A President of a democracy is a man who is always ready, willing, and able to lay down your life for his country.A backscratcher…
Januar 6, 2021 Buying your ticket |Three engineers and three accountants are traveling by train to a conference. At the station, the three accountants each buy tickets and watch as…
Januar 6, 2021 Stockbroker at I.R.S. |The stockbroker received notice from the IRS that he was being audited. He showed up at the appointed time and place with all his…
Januar 6, 2021 Accountant in Heaven |An accountant dies and goes to Heaven. He reaches the pearly gates and is amazed to see a happy crowd all waving banners and…
Januar 6, 2021 Businessman is dying |A businessman on his deathbed called his friend and said, „Bill, I want you to promise me that when I die you will have…
Januar 6, 2021 Hiring an accountant |Kowalski, fresh out of accounting school, went to a interview for a good paying job. The company boss asked various questions about him and…
Januar 6, 2021 Did you pay taxes? |A nervous taxpayer was unhappily conversing with the IRS Tax auditor who had come to review his records.At one point the auditor exclaimed, „Mr….
Januar 6, 2021 Accountant and farmer |A man walking along a road in the countryside comes across a shepherd and a huge flock of sheep. Stopping to rest, he tells…
Januar 6, 2021 Counting some sheep |An accountant is having a hard time sleeping and so he decides to go to see his doctor. „Doctor, I just can’t get to…