Januar 6, 2021 Finding accountants |A businessman tells his friend that his company is looking for a new accountant.His friend asks, „Didn’t your company hire a new accountant a…
Januar 6, 2021 Why study Economics? |Top reasons to study Economics1. Economists are armed and dangerous: „Watch out for our invisible hands.“ 2. Economists can supply it on demand. 3….
Januar 6, 2021 Question and answer |An economist is a trained professional paid to guess wrong about the economy. An econometrician is a trained professional paid to use computers to…
Januar 6, 2021 An economist's speech |The following is supposedly a true story.An economist was about to give a presentation in Washington, DC on the problems with Black-Scholes model of…
Januar 6, 2021 Poem about Economics |If you do some acrobatics with a little mathematics it will take you far along. If your idea’s not defensible don’t make it comprehensible…
Januar 6, 2021 An economist's logic |A party of economists was climbing in the Alps . After several hours they became hopelessly lost. One of them studied the map for…
Januar 6, 2021 Economist Valentines |Top economist Valentine’s Day cards4. You raise my interest rate thirty basis points without a corresponding dropoff in consumer enthusiasm.3. Let’s raise housing starts…
Januar 6, 2021 Economics ruins life |Economics is ruining your life when…- I tried to calculate my 3 year old son’s discount rate by seeing how many sweets he would…
Januar 6, 2021 I have a big problem |Bill and Boris are taking a break from a long summit. Boris says to Bill, „Bill, you know, I have a big problem. I…
Januar 6, 2021 Talking on the plane |Two government economists were returning home from a field meeting. As with all government travelers, they were assigned the cheapest seats on the plane…