Januar 6, 2021 Catching a criminal |“Two policemen are considering the problem of catching the bandit. One of them starts to calculate the optimal mixed strategy for the chase. The…
Januar 6, 2021 Half a year to live |A woman hears from her doctor that she has only half a year to live.The doctor advises her to marry an economist and to…
Januar 6, 2021 Dinosaurs are talking |Dinosaur #1: „How many economists does it take to screw in a light bulb?“ Dinosaur #2: „What is an economist?“ Dinosaur #1: „A flunkie…
Januar 6, 2021 Economics astrology |An econometrician and an astrologer are arguing about their subjects.The astrologer says, „Astrology is more scientific. My predictions come out right half the time….
Januar 6, 2021 Bad computer viruses |Economic computer virusesINTEREST GROUP ECONOMIST VIRUS – Divides your hard disk into hundreds of little units, each of which does practically nothing, but all…
Januar 6, 2021 Economists in parades |There is also a joke about the last Mayday parade in the Soviet Union.After the tanks and the troops and the planes and the…
Januar 6, 2021 Economics textbooks |Ten things to do with a graduate Economics textbook1. Press pretty flowers. 2. Press pretty insects. 3. Use it as paper weight on your…
Januar 6, 2021 Where does he work? |A grade school teacher was asking students what their parents did for a living. „Tim, you be first. What does your mother do all…
Januar 6, 2021 Giving sad news to a troop |The Captain called the Sergeant in. „Sarge, I just got a telegram that Private Jones‘ mother died yesterday. Better go tell him and send…
Januar 6, 2021 Requesting a three day pass |An Israeli soldier who just enlisted asked the Commanding Officer for a 3-day pass. The CO says „Are you crazy? You just join the…