Januar 6, 2021 The Procrastinator's creed |1. I believe that if anything is worth doing, it would have been done already.2. I shall never move quickly, except to avoid more…
Januar 6, 2021 Reasons to leave work |1. Not spending enough quality time with the kitchen applicances.2. Came dressed in only a towel…again.3. Ran out of paper clips.4. I’ve decided to…
Januar 6, 2021 Reasons to stay at work all night |1. Act out your version of a company takeover.2. Find a way to change everyone’s password to „chrysanthemum“.3. Around 3:20am, play connect-the-dots with lights…
Januar 6, 2021 Keeping a high profile in an office |Never write a note or memo if you can phone or visit instead; everyone wants to talk whenever you’re ready.Don’t sit down to talk….
Januar 6, 2021 Why did he fire you? |Two neighbors were talking about work, when one asked, „Say, why did the foreman fire you?“Replied the second, „Well, you know how a foreman…
Januar 6, 2021 Japanese management lecture |Four corporate presidents, one English, one French, one Japanese and one American, were on their way to an international business conference when they were…
Januar 6, 2021 Those who don't know |The world is divided into two groups. There are those who know, and those who don’t know. Those who know are no problem.Those who…
Januar 6, 2021 Who is doing the work around here? |The population of the United States was 180 million at the time of writing, but there are 64 million over 60 years of age,…
Januar 6, 2021 The requirements of this job |Employer: „In this job we need someone who is responsible.“Applicant: „I’m the one you want. On my last job, every time anything went wrong,…
Januar 6, 2021 A tight travel budget |All workers please be advised of the following changes to the travel policy.MemorandumTo: All EmployeesFrom: HeadquartersSubject: Business Travel Policy GuidelinesDate: June 16, 2000Due to…