Januar 6, 2021 The ten ifs of employment |1. If it rings, put it on hold.2. If it clunks, call the repairman.3. If it whistles, ignore it.4. If it’s a friend, stop…
Januar 6, 2021 Repairing the phone |A friend of mine was a frequent user of a pay telephone at a popular truck stop, and was greatly inconvenienced when the phone…
Januar 6, 2021 How you made money |A young man asked an old rich man how he made his money.The old guy fingered his worsted wool vest and said, „Well, son,…
Januar 6, 2021 Telemarketers go away |How to Make a Telemarketer Go Away1. If they want to loan you money, tell them you just filed for bankruptcy and you could…
Januar 6, 2021 Nerds versus jocks |An answer to the eternal question „Is it better to be a jock or a nerd?“ Michael Jordan will make over $300,000 a game:…
Januar 6, 2021 New element was found |Administratrium, The New Element AMES, IA–The heaviest element known to science was recently discovered by materials researchers at IPRT/ISU. The new element, tentatively named…
Januar 6, 2021 Equation of earnings |The EquationEngineers and scientists will never make as much money as business executives. Now a rigorous mathematical proof has been developed that explains why…
Januar 6, 2021 Lost in a balloon |Two hobbyists get into their balloon for an excursion. After a while, the wind unexpectedly picks up, and the balloon goes out of control….
Januar 6, 2021 Main Vice President |Tom was so excited about his promotion to Vice President of the company he worked for and kept bragging about it to his wife…
Januar 6, 2021 Fake two dollar bill |On my way home from the second job I’ve taken for the extra holiday cash I need, I stopped at Taco Bell for a…