Januar 6, 2021 Paying in advance |A motorist, driving by a Texas ranch, hit and killed a calf that was crossing the road. The driver went to the owner of…
Januar 6, 2021 Bad Japanese economy |According to inside contacts, the Japanese banking crisis shows no signs of ameliorating. If anything, it’s getting worse.Following last week’s news that Origami Bank…
Januar 6, 2021 Travel in a sailboat |The banker fell overboard from a friend’s sailboat.The friend grabbed a life preserver, held it up, not knowing if the banker could swim, and…
Januar 6, 2021 Wealthy investors |A wealthy investor walked into a bank and said to the bank manager, „I would like to speak with Mr. Reginald Jones, who I…
Januar 6, 2021 Bank customer service |“I’m not saying that the customer service in my bank is bad, but when I went in the other day and asked the clerk…
Januar 6, 2021 A walking economy |This guy is walking with his friend, who happens to be a psychologist. He says to this friend, „I’m a walking economy.“The friend asks,…
Januar 6, 2021 I'm at the wrong bank |Letterman’s Top Ten Signs You’re Doing Business With The Wrong Bank10. When you make a deposit, tellers high-five each other.9. After you get a…
Januar 6, 2021 Drinking too much |A man sat down at a bar, looked into his shirt pocket, and ordered a double scotch.A few minutes later, the man again peeked…
Januar 6, 2021 Who would steal? |The two partners in a law firm were having lunch when suddenly one of them jumped up and said, „I have to go back…
Januar 6, 2021 Light bulb lawyers |Q: How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb?A0: Three; one to do it and two to sue him for malpractice.A1:…