Januar 6, 2021 Stupid attorneys |A lawyer was on his cell phone, calling a locksmith.“I locked my keys in my sports car!“ said the nervous lawyer.“No problem, I should…
Januar 6, 2021 Fight to win a case |A junior partner in a law firm was sent to a far away country to represent a long-term client accused of robbery. After days…
Januar 6, 2021 Introduce lawyers |“You are a cheat!“ shouted the attorney to his opponent.“And you’re a liar!“ bellowed the opposition.Banging his gavel loudly, the judge interjected, „Now that…
Januar 6, 2021 Lawyers on a jury |A trial had been scheduled in a small town, but the court clerk had forgotten to call in a jury panel. Rather than adjourning…
Januar 6, 2021 Unfit words to hear |A woman was being questioned in a court trial involving slander. „Please repeat the slanderous statements you heard, exactly as you heard them,“ instructed…
Januar 6, 2021 Talk to the judge |A judge, bored and frustrated by a lawyer’s tedious arguments, had made numerous rulings to speed the trial along. The attorney had bristled at…
Januar 6, 2021 History of lawyers |Why God Created LawyersSatan was complaining bitterly to God, „You made the world so that it was not fair, and you made it so…
Januar 6, 2021 Keep that a secret |After many years of hard work, Joe rewarded himself with a long, luxurious stay at an exclusive Carribean resort. While relaxing on the beach,…
Januar 6, 2021 Halls of Justice |A judge was annoyed to find that his car wouldn’t start. He called a taxi, and soon one arrived at his house.Climbing in, he…
Januar 6, 2021 You're a lawyer if |You Might Be A Lawyer If….You are charging someone for reading these jokes. The shortest sentence you have ever written was more than eighty…