Januar 6, 2021 There was a place crash in Poland |A small two-seater Cessna 152 plane crashed into a cemetery early this afternoon in central Poland. Polish search and rescue workers have recovered 300…
Januar 6, 2021 There's a parrot on the plane |On reaching his plane seat a man is surprised to see a parrot strapped in next to him. He asks the stewardess for a…
Januar 6, 2021 The Top Twenty Flight Advertising Slogans |1. BadAir: When you just can’t wait for the world to come to you.2. BadAir: We’re Amtrak with wings. 3. Join our frequent near-miss…
Januar 6, 2021 Results of damage testing |It seems the US Federal Aviation Administration (FAA) has a unique device for testing the strength of windshields on airplanes. The device is a…
Januar 6, 2021 Trouble with plane engines |While cruising at 36,000 feet, the airplane shuddered, and a passenger looked out the window.“Oh no!“ he screamed, „One of the engines just blew…
Januar 6, 2021 There are lawyers on the flight |An airliner was having engine trouble, and the pilot instructed the cabin crew to have the passengers take their seats and get prepared for…
Januar 6, 2021 Flying without a parachute |A man jumps out of an airplane with a parachute on his back. As he’s falling, he realizes hiss chute is broken. He doesn’t…
Januar 6, 2021 A blind pilot is flying this plane? |I was flying from San Francisco to Los Angeles. By the time we took off, there had been a 45-minute delay and everybody on…
Januar 6, 2021 Don't be on this flight |“This is Captain Sinclair speaking. On behalf of my crew I’d like to welcome you aboard British Airways flight 602 from New York to…
Januar 6, 2021 The whole world could be happy |Bill Clinton, Hillary Ramrod Clinton, Al Gore, and Tipper Gore are flying aboard Air Force 1 on their way to visit the Communists to…