Januar 6, 2021 Are blind pilots flying? |One day at a busy airport, the passengers on a commercial airliner are seated waiting for the pilot to show up so they can…
Januar 6, 2021 There is a blond on the plane |A blonde gets an opportunity to fly to a nearby country. She has never been on an airplane anywhere and was very excited and…
Januar 6, 2021 Air Force One crashes |Air Force One crashed in the middle of rural America. Panic stricken the Secret Service mobilized and descended on the farm in force. When…
Januar 6, 2021 The blind skydiver |A blind man was describing his favorite sport, parachuting. When asked how this was accomplished, he said that things were all done for him:…
Januar 6, 2021 Boarding from what gate? |At the airport for a business trip, I settled down to wait for the boarding announcement at Gate 35. Then I heard the voice…
Januar 6, 2021 The Christmas airport |It was a few days before Christmas. The trip went reasonably well, and he was ready to go back home. The airport on the…
Januar 6, 2021 The plane is crashing into the ocean |Flight fifty has a pretty rough time above the ocean. Suddenly a voice comes over the intercom: „Ladies and gentlemen, please fasten your seat…
Januar 6, 2021 Top Things You Don't Want to Overhear Over an Airline P.A. System |1. Ocean crossing flight: This is your Captain speaking, I just wanted to take this time to remind you that your seat cushions can…
Januar 6, 2021 The loss of engines |Two blondes were flying to Miami from Cleveland. Fifteen minutes into the flight, the captain announced „One of the engines has failed and the…
Januar 6, 2021 Half off these tickets |USAir recently introduced a special half fare for wives who accompanied their husbands on business trips. Expecting valuable testimonials, the PR department sent out…