Januar 6, 2021 A plane flying in the 1930s |In the early 1930’s, a farmer and his wife went to a fair. The farmer was fascinated by the airplanes and asked a pilot…
Januar 6, 2021 The world's smartest man? |A pilot, Michael Jordon, Bill Gates, the Pope, and a pizza delivery man were all in a plane together traveling through stormy conditions.Suddenly, the…
Januar 6, 2021 Fear of bombs on planes |Aunt Bessie loved to visit her nieces and nephews. However, she had relatives all over the country.The problem was that no matter how much…
Januar 6, 2021 Real flight announcements |Occasionally, airline attendants make an effort to make the „in-flight safety lecture“ and their other announcements a bit more entertaining. Here are some real…
Januar 6, 2021 Airlines running operating systems |Here are some basic descriptions of what may happen if airplanes had different operating systems running them.DOS: Everybody pushes it till it glides, then…
Januar 6, 2021 An emergency landing |According to „The Australian,“ an airliner recently encountered severe vibration in flight.The captain decided to make an emergency landing, and switched on the seat…
Januar 6, 2021 Scary organization |The most dangerous organization in America today is:a) The KKKb) The American Nazi Partyc) The Delta Frequent Flyer Club
Januar 6, 2021 Here's your fee schedule |A lawyer calls his client to tell him about his fee schedule.“Alright,“ the lawyer says looking through his papers. „You owe me $1000 down…
Januar 6, 2021 Unreasonable bill |A client who felt his legal bill was too high asked his lawyer to itemize costs. The statement included this item:“Was walking down the…
Januar 6, 2021 Replacing lab rats with lawyers |The National Institute of Health (NIH) announced last week that they were going to start using lawyers instead of rats in their experiments. Naturally,…