Januar 6, 2021 You've changed my mind |Lawyer: „Now that you have been acquitted, will you tell me truly? Did you steal the car?“Client: „After hearing your amazing argument in court…
Januar 6, 2021 Some last minute requests |A man woke up in a hospital bed and called for his doctor. He asked, „Give it to me straight. How long have I…
Januar 6, 2021 Get money to heaven |A stingy old lawyer who had been diagnosed with a terminal illness was determined to prove wrong the saying, „You can?t take it with…
Januar 6, 2021 Want to go into space? |NASA was interviewing professionals to be sent to Mars. Only one could go and couldn?t return to Earth.The first applicant, an engineer, was asked…
Januar 6, 2021 Brain transplant |“How can I ever thank you?“ gushed a woman to Clarence Darrow, after he had solved her legal troubles.“My dear woman,“ Darrow replied, „ever…
Januar 6, 2021 Lawyer's personal injury |A golfer hooked his tee shot over a hill and onto the next fairway. Walking toward his ball, he saw a man lying on…
Januar 6, 2021 A love for material goods |A lawyer was driving his big BMW down the highway, singing to himself, „I love my BMW, I love my BMW.“ Focusing on his…
Januar 6, 2021 I just managed to settle an account! |A young attorney who had taken over his father?s practice rushed home elated one night.“Dad, listen,“ he shouted, „I?ve finally settled that old McKinney…
Januar 6, 2021 An honest lawyer |An independent woman started her own business. She was shrewd and diligent, so business kept coming in. Pretty soon she realized she needed an…
Januar 6, 2021 Did you make a donation? |At the United Way in a fairly small town a volunteer worker noticed that the most successful lawyer in the whole town hadn’t made…