Januar 6, 2021 Free haircuts |A barber gave a haircut to a priest one day. The priest tried to pay for the haircut, but the barber refused, saying, „you…
Januar 6, 2021 Can I take his place? |An attorney telephoned the governor just after midnight, insisting that he talk to him regarding a matter of utmost urgency. An aide eventually agreed…
Januar 6, 2021 Lawyers on a flight |An airliner was having engine trouble, and the pilot instructed the cabin crew to have the passengers take their seats and get prepared for…
Januar 6, 2021 Are you talking to me? |At the height of a political corruption trial, the prosecuting attorney attacked a witness. „Isn’t it true,“ he bellowed, „that you accepted five thousand…
Januar 6, 2021 How's business? |Two lawyers met at a cocktail party late one night.“How?s business?“ asked the first.“Rotten,“ replied the other. „Yesterday, I chased an ambulance for twenty…
Januar 6, 2021 What is his occupation? |A grade school teacher was asking students what their parents did for a living. „Tim, you be first,“ she said. „What does your mother…
Januar 6, 2021 What is the oldest profession? |A physician, an engineer, and an attorney were discussing who among them belonged to the oldest of the three professions represented. The physician said,…
Januar 6, 2021 Trying to be impressive |A young lawyer, starting up his private practice, was very anxious to impress potential clients. When he saw the first visitor to his office…
Januar 6, 2021 What's your wife's name? |St. Peter is questioning three married couples to see if they qualify for admittance to heaven.“Why do you deserve to pass the Pearly Gates?“…
Januar 6, 2021 Space photography |The New York Times, among other papers, recently published a new Hubble Space Telescope photograph of distant galaxies colliding.Of course, astronomers have had pictures…