Januar 6, 2021 Shortage of parachutes |A blonde, a brunette, a movie star, the pope, and a pilot were on a plane.The plane was going down fast, and there were…
Januar 6, 2021 Turn back your car odometer |A blonde made several attempts to sell her old car. She was having a lot of problems finding a buyer because the car had…
Januar 6, 2021 The blonde test taker |A blonde reports for her university final exam which consists of mainly true and false questions. She takes her seat in the examination hall,…
Januar 6, 2021 Mind telling me the time? |BLONDE: „Excuse me, what time is it right now?“WOMAN: „It’s 11:25PM.“BLONDE: (confused look on face) „You know, it’s the weirdest thing, I’ve asked that…
Januar 6, 2021 First experience horse riding |A blonde decides to learn and try horse back riding unassisted without prior experience or lessons. She mounts the horse with great effort, and…
Januar 6, 2021 Unlocking your car |Two blondes were recently observed in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their Mercedes with a coat hanger. Here is their…
Januar 6, 2021 Buying drinks at a bar |A blonde, a brunette and a redhead went into a bar and ordered their drinks from the bartender.Brunette: „I’ll have a B and C.“Bartender:“What…
Januar 6, 2021 Do you see the dead bird? |A brunette and a blonde are walking along in a park one morning.Suddenly, the brunette notices a dead bird. „Awww, look at the dead…
Januar 6, 2021 Slot machine winner |A dumb blonde was standing in front of a soda machine outside of a local store. After putting in sixty cents, a root beer…
Januar 6, 2021 I deserve a first class seat |A blonde gets on an airplane and sits down in the first class section of the plane. The stewardess rushes over to her and…