Januar 6, 2021 Helping a blond lose weight |A blonde is overweight, so her doctor puts her on a diet.“I want you to eat regularly for two days, then skip a day,…
Januar 6, 2021 Fallen bridge |A blond and her blond boyfriend went for a walk along the river.The blond walked across alone on a wooden bridge. After crossing the…
Januar 6, 2021 Want me to paint for you? |A blonde was recently fired from an M&M factory for throwing away Ws and peeling the shells on the candies. Therefore, she needed a…
Januar 6, 2021 Why are you yelling that? |A painting contractor was speaking with a woman about her job.In the first room, she said she would like a pale blue.The contractor wrote…
Januar 6, 2021 Do you know where you were going? |A policeman pulled a blonde over after he/she’d been driving the wrong way on a one-way street.Cop: Do you know where you were going?Blonde:…
Januar 6, 2021 Clean those restrooms |On her way home from a long trip, a blonde drove past a sign that said „CLEAN RESTROOMS 8 MILES.“By the time she drove…
Januar 6, 2021 What's in the bag? |A redhead, a brunette, and a blonde robbed a supermarket. As they were stealing, a police officer walked in the store and saw what…
Januar 6, 2021 Three blonds on death row |Three women are about to be executed for crimes. One’s a brunette, one’s a redhead, and one’s a blonde.Two guards brings the brunette forward,…
Januar 6, 2021 How do I get across that river? |A dumb blonde is walking along, lost, and encounters a deep and wide river. She looks up and down the river for a way…
Januar 6, 2021 Blond medical terminology |Artery — Study of paintingsBacteria — Back door of cafeteriaBarium — What doctors do when treatment failsBowel — Letter like A.E.I.O.UCaesarean section — District…