Januar 6, 2021 Question and answer blond jokes |Q: Why do Blondes wear earmuffs?A: To avoid the draft.Q: Why did the blonde stare at the can of frozen orange juice for two…
Januar 6, 2021 I Want Some Milk |Gloria the blonde once heard that milk baths would make you beautiful. She left a note for her milkman Alan to leave 15 gallons…
Januar 6, 2021 Buying a New Farm |A blonde and a brunette decide to start a farm together. They add up their life savings into a total of $200.00.Then, the blonde…
Januar 6, 2021 I have good news and bad news |Patient: I’m in a hospital! Why am I in here?Doctor: You’ve had an accident involving a bus.Patient: What happened?Doctor: Well, I’ve got some good…
Januar 6, 2021 Is she feeling any better? |Doctor: Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?Nurse: No change yet.
Januar 6, 2021 What should I do then? |Patient: Doctor, what should I do if my temperature goes up five more points?Doctor: Sell!
Januar 6, 2021 Benefits of having Alzheimer's disease |5. You never have to watch reruns on television.4. You are always meeting new people.3. You don’t have to remember the whines and complaints…
Januar 6, 2021 The prison hospital |Prisoner: Look here, doctor! You’ve already removed my spleen, tonsils, adenoids, and one of my kidneys. I only came to see if you could…
Januar 6, 2021 How much will this cost me? |Patient: How much to have this tooth pulled?Dentist: $100.00.Patient: $100.00 for just a few minutes work?Dentist: Well, I can extract it very slowly if…
Januar 6, 2021 Doctor! I swallowed a pillow! |Patient: Doctor, I think I swallowed a pillow.Doctor: How do you feel?Patient: A little down in the mouth.