Januar 6, 2021 A man with a glass eye is here to see you |Nurse: Doctor, there is a man in the waiting room with a glass eye named Brown.Doctor: What does he call his other eye?
Januar 6, 2021 The results of the X-ray |Patient: Doctor, what does the X-ray of my head show?Doctor: Absolutely nothing!
Januar 6, 2021 Will this operation hurt me at all? |Patient (to cosmetic surgeon): Will it hurt me, doctor?Surgeon: Only when you get my bill, Mrs Brown.
Januar 6, 2021 A very interesting fact |Doctor: Did you know that there are more than 1,000 bones in the human body?Larry: Shhh, doctor! There are three dogs outside in the…
Januar 6, 2021 The bronze statues |A tourist wanders into a back-alley antique shop in San Francisco’s Chinatown. Picking through the objects on display he discovers a detailed, life-sized bronze…
Januar 6, 2021 What and who am I? |A snake and a rabbit were racing along a pair of intersecting forest pathways one day, when they collided at the intersection. They immediately…
Januar 6, 2021 There are no honest lawyers |A lawyer named Impos Syble was shopping for a tombstone. After he had made his selection, the stonecutter asked him what inscription he would…
Januar 6, 2021 Three vampires go to a bar |Three vampires walk into a bar and sit down at a table. The waitress comes over and asks the first vampire what he would…
Januar 6, 2021 Does your dog bite? |A man walks into a pub and sits down next to a man with a dog at his feet. „Does your dog bite?““No.“A few…
Januar 6, 2021 A golf club visits a local bar |A golf club walks into a local bar and asks the barman for a pint of beer.The barman refuses to serve him. „Why not,“…