Januar 6, 2021 I am afraid of that tarmac |A motorway walks into a pub one day. He goes up to the bar and orders himself a drink. He just sits down when…
Januar 6, 2021 I don't owe anything for this drink |The bartender asks the guy sitting at the bar, „What’ll you have?“ The guy answers, „A scotch, please.“ The bartender hands him the drink,…
Januar 6, 2021 A brain goes to a local bar |A brain walks into a bar and says, „I’ll have a pint of beer please.“The barman looks at him and says „Sorry, I can’t…
Januar 6, 2021 The wife is not speaking to me |One night, this guy come into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink. Then he asks for another. After a couple more…
Januar 6, 2021 If she went out with me |A man had been out in the back woods for weeks, cutting logs. He was a bit scruffy and didn’t smell very good. Finally…
Januar 6, 2021 Who gave you those black eyes? |A regular at Bob’s Bar came in one evening sporting a matched pair of swollen black eyes that appeared extremely painful.“Whoa, Sam!“ said the…
Januar 6, 2021 Free drinks for everyone |One night, a drunk comes stumbling into a bar and says to the bartender: „Drinks for all on me including you, bartender.“ So the…
Januar 6, 2021 This pill allows you to fly |A man went into a bar in a high rise. He saw another man take a pill, take a drink, walk to the window…
Januar 6, 2021 I'll trust you that you paid |A man walks into a bar and has a couple of beers. Once he is donem the bartender tells him he owes $9.00.“But I…
Januar 6, 2021 Driving home very drunk |It seems a gentleman had too much alcohol at a party, was heading home, and was pulled over by a state trooper. Upon being…