Januar 6, 2021 I get so drunk that I imagine things |The drunk was floundering down the alley carrying a box with holes on the side. He bumped into a friend who asked, „What do…
Januar 6, 2021 The Beer Prayer |Our lager,Which art in barrels,Hollowed be thy drink.I will be drunk,At home as in the travern.Give us this day our foamy head,And forgive us…
Januar 6, 2021 I'm trying to prove a point |A man drinks a shot of whiskey every night before bed. After years of this, the wife wants him to quit; she gets two…
Januar 6, 2021 A pirate at the local bar discusses his past |A seaman meets a pirate in a bar, and talk turns to their adventures on the sea. The seaman notes that the pirate has…
Januar 6, 2021 There is a monkey in the bar |A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. He takes his first sip and sets it down. While he is looking around…
Januar 6, 2021 Top ten signs that you are too drunk |10. You have to hold onto the lawn to keep from falling off the Earth.9. Mosquitoes catch a buzz after attacking you.8. The back…
Januar 6, 2021 A drunk orders himself a beer |A man walks into the front door of a bar. He is obviously drunk. he staggers up to the bar, seats himself on a…
Januar 6, 2021 Who keeps saying those things? |A man walked in to a bar after a long day at work. As he began to drink his beer, he heard a voice…
Januar 6, 2021 Someone stole things from me |A drunk phoned police to report that thieves had been in his car. „They’ve stolen the dashboard, the steering wheel, the brake pedal, the…
Januar 6, 2021 I think I'll try a nicer approach |Every night, after dinner, a man took off for the local tavern. He spent the whole evening there, and arrived home very drunk around…