Januar 6, 2021 Bad luck finding a place to hide |A small balding man storms into a local bar and demands, „Gimme a double of the strongest whiskey you got. I’m so mad, I…
Januar 6, 2021 I know you were drunk yesterday |A fellow decides to take off early from work and go drinking. He stays until the bar closes at three in the morning, at…
Januar 6, 2021 My girlfriend is out in the car |A man had been drinking at the bar for hours when he mentioned something about his girlfriend being out in the car. The bartender,…
Januar 6, 2021 I bet I can bite both of my eyes |A man walks into a bar has a few drinks and asks what his tab was. The bartender replies that it is twenty dollars…
Januar 6, 2021 I only ordered a double |I walked into a bar the other day and ordered a double.The bartender brought out a guy who looked just like me
Januar 6, 2021 This tells me that I must be drunk |A man walks into a bar and orders one shot. Then he looks into his shirt pocket and orders another shot. After he finishes,…
Januar 6, 2021 Two men walked into a bar |Two men walked into a bar.You would think at least one of them would have ducked.
Januar 6, 2021 Some yogurt visits a local bar |Two cartons of yogurt walk into a bar. The bartender, who was a tub of cottage cheese, says to them, „We don’t serve your…
Januar 6, 2021 Some very common traits in two drunks |A man stumbles up to the only other patron in a bar and asks if he could buy him a drink. „Why of course,“…
Januar 6, 2021 The number twelve goes to a bar |A number twelve walks into a bar and asks the barman for a pint of beer.“Sorry I can’t serve you,“ states the barman.“Why not?!“…