Januar 6, 2021 A drunk staggered into a cemetery and… A drunk staggered into a cemetery and fell into a freshly dug grave.Pretty soon a second drunk staggered by. „Get me out of here“,…
Januar 6, 2021 How can you tell? „Old Jethro’s next door’s a-makin‘ moonshine again.“ the wife told her husband.“How can you tell ?“ he asked. „Did you smell it ?““Nope. But…
Januar 6, 2021 What's the difference between a drunk and an alcoholic? What’s the difference between a drunk and an alcoholic?A drunk doesn’t have to go to those stupid meetings.
Januar 6, 2021 A woman goes into a bar with a little Chihuahua dog… A woman goes into a bar with a little Chihuahua dog on a leash.She sits down at the bar next to a drunk. The…
Januar 6, 2021 Lost all my luggage McAteer arrived at J.F.K. Airport and wandered about the terminal with tears streaming down his cheeks. An airline employee asked him if he was…
Januar 6, 2021 Drunk walks into elevator… Drunk walks into elevator, no elevator there, falls five stories down, lands on the bottom. Lies there a few seconds, slowly opens his eyes,and…
Januar 6, 2021 It's a ladybug A customer was sitting in a bar having a few drinks when he noticed a tiny little spot on the wall that seemed to…
Januar 6, 2021 A horrible tragedy A man in a bar sees a friend at a table, drinking by himself.Approaching the friend he comments, „You look terrible. What’s the problem?““My…
Januar 6, 2021 A visiting conventioneer from Saskatchewan walked… A visiting conventioneer from Saskatchewan walked into a bar in Greenwich Village and sat next to a rather attractive woman.“Hi,“ he said, „I’m new…