Januar 6, 2021 A man had been drinking at the bar for hours… A man had been drinking at the bar for hours when he mentioned somethingabout his girlfriend being out in the car.The bartender, concerned because…
Januar 6, 2021 There was a young Scotsman called Andy… There was a young Scotsman called Andy,Who knocked over his bottle of Shandy.He lifted his kilt,To wipe up what he spilt,And the barmaid said,…
Januar 6, 2021 5 drinks A well dressed gentlemen enters the bar of a five star restaurant, sits at the bar and orders four very expensive drinks. The bartender…
Januar 6, 2021 Drinking problem Buford: Man, have you got a drinking problem! Mongo: The hell I do! Buford: The hell you don’t!Mongo: I don’t have a drinking problem….
Januar 6, 2021 Sign of drinking problem Sign of drinking problem…You shout, „I’m not as think you drunk I am.“Sent by JC
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Januar 6, 2021 What goes in and out and smells of piss? What goes in and out and smells of piss?The Queen Mother
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Januar 6, 2021 Review: The Cat in the Hat by Dr. Seuss Review: The Cat in the Hat by Dr. Seuss, 61 pages. Beginner Books, $3.95 The Cat in the Hat is a hard-hitting novel of…