Januar 6, 2021 The Night Before Christmas, Legally Speaking The Night Before Christmas, Legally Speaking:Whereas, on or about the night prior to Christmas, there did occur at a certain improved piece of real…
Januar 6, 2021 A lawyer returns to his parked BMW to find the headlights broken… A lawyer returns to his parked BMW to find the headlights broken and his front bumper smashed. There’s no sign of the offending vehicle,…
Januar 6, 2021 Why don't you ever see lawyers at the beach? Why don’t you ever see lawyers at the beach?The cats keep covering them up with sand!
Januar 6, 2021 Why won't sharks attack lawyers? Why won’t sharks attack lawyers?Professional courtesy.
Januar 6, 2021 What's the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of shit? What’s the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of shit?The bucket.
Januar 6, 2021 Guilty as sin Sue reports for jury duty as ordered, and promptly asks to be excused because she believes she’s prejudice. „I took one look at those…
Januar 6, 2021 Why lawyers should never ask a witness a question… Why lawyers should never ask a witness a question if they aren’tprepared for the answer:In a trial, a Southern small town prosecuting attorney called…
Januar 6, 2021 A young girl sees her father in the shower… A young girl sees her father in the shower and asks what his testicles are. „Those are the Apples of the Tree of Life,“…
Januar 6, 2021 The definition of a phallic symbol This girl walks in to a doctors office and she asks „Whats a failic symbol?Doctor says „you’re kidding..“Girl says „no! I don’t know! Whats…
Januar 6, 2021 This guy walks in to a bathroom… This guy walks in to a bathroom. There is a hole in the wall, and a signthat says „put your dick in here, we’ll…