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Januar 6, 2021 A man walks into a pub… The following was contributed by Emil:A man walks into a pub, sits down at the bar, and says to the barman,“cor! I’ve just had…
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Januar 6, 2021 Once the club duffer challenged the local golf pro… Once the club duffer challenged the local golf pro to a match, with a$100 bet on the side. „But,“ said the duffer, „since you’re…
Januar 6, 2021 Good fortune A man walks along a lonely beach. Suddenly he hears a deep voice: DIG ! He looks around: nobody’s there. I am having hallucinations,…
Januar 6, 2021 The blind date had not been all that great and… The blind date hadn’t been all that great and she was relieved the evening was finally over. At her apartment door, he suddenly said…
Januar 6, 2021 Mirror, mirror Mirror, mirror A young woman buys a mirror at an antique shop, and hangs it on her bathroom door. One evening, while getting undressed,…
Januar 6, 2021 A rather attractive woman goes up to the bar… A rather attractive woman goes up to the bar in a quiet rural pub. She gestures alluringly to the barman who comes over immediately….
Januar 6, 2021 A caring son It seems a farm boy accidentally overturned his wagon load of corn. The farmer who lived nearby heard the noise. „Hey Willis!!“ the farmer…
Januar 6, 2021 I walked up to a really pretty girl at the bar… I walked up to a really pretty girl at the bar the other night and said, „Hey, babe, can I buy you a drink?“She…