Januar 6, 2021 The guy leered at the babe at the yacht-club… The guy leered at the babe at the yacht-club. „Hey, baby, would you help me ‚raise my mast‘?““No thanks,“ she said sweetly. „I heard…
Januar 6, 2021 Changed my mind! This bloke picks up woman at the local pub. They go for a romanticwalk down the street. They walk hand in hand and as…
Januar 6, 2021 A really bad, terrible mistake Fred goes to a doctor and says, „Doc, I want to be castrated.“ Doc says, „Look, I don’t know what kind of cult you’re…
Januar 6, 2021 A supermarket had a sale on boneless chicken breasts… A supermarket had a sale on boneless chicken breasts, and a woman I know intended to stock up. At the store, however, she was…
Januar 6, 2021 It finally dawned „How did it happen?“ the doctor asked the middle-aged farmhand as he setthe man’s broken leg.“Well, doc, 25 years ago …““Never mind the past….
Januar 6, 2021 Ashamed Two men and a woman were the sole survivors of a pleasure cruise shipthat sank in the Bermuda Triangle. They made it to an…
Januar 6, 2021 The third wish A young man fell in a pit one day, and found a magic lamp with a genie inside of it. The genie said, ‚I…
Januar 6, 2021 A little girl was walking along a beach in California… A little girl was walking along a beach in California whenshe came across a man with no clothes on and just a newspapercovering his…
Januar 6, 2021 A door-to-door vacuum salesman goes… A door-to-door vacuum salesman goes to the first house in his newterritory. He knocks, a real mean and tough looking lady opens the door,…
Januar 6, 2021 Ed and Ted met for the first time in twenty years… Ed and Ted met for the first time in twenty years. „So, how’s life been for you?“ Ed asked.“Not too good,“ Ted replied. „My…