Januar 6, 2021 A hunter visited another hunter and was given a tour of his home… A hunter visited another hunter and was given a tour of his home. In the den was a stuffed lion. The visiting hunter asked,…
Januar 6, 2021 I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with… I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with „Guess“ on it.So I said „Implants?“
Januar 6, 2021 Little Mermaid Three fellows walking along the beach noticed a mermaid sitting on a rock swishing her tail in the foam. The first man waded out…
Januar 6, 2021 What did the impatient helicopter say to its clumsy mechanic? What did the impatient helicopter say to its clumsy mechanic?“Chop chop.“
Januar 6, 2021 What's worse than being raped by Jack the Ripper? What’s worse than being raped by Jack the Ripper?Getting fingered by Captain Hook!
Januar 6, 2021 Are You About to Employ a Robot? Are You About to Employ a Robot? This test was written by ME, Roger Carasso, for the UCB PsychologyDepartment. It is intended to be…
Januar 6, 2021 Bonkistry Bonkistry Introductory Chemistry at Duke has been taught for about a zillion yearsby Professor Bonk (really), and his course is semi-affectionately knownas „Bonkistry.“ He…
Januar 6, 2021 A precise location Attorney to witness: „And where was the location of the accident?“Witness: „Approximately milepost 499.“Attorney: „And where is milepost 499?“Witness: „About halfway between milepost 498…
Januar 6, 2021 A lawyer and two friends, a Rabbi and a Hindu holy man… A lawyer and two friends, a Rabbi and a Hindu holy man, had car trouble inthe countryside and asked to spend the night with…
Januar 6, 2021 Where lawers come from An anxious woman goes to her doctor. „Doctor,“ she asks nervously, „canyou get pregnant from anal intercourse?““Certainly,“ replies the doctor, „Where do you think…