Januar 6, 2021 Why lawyers do not play hide-and-seek? Why don’t lawyers play hide-and-seek?Nobody will look for them.
Januar 6, 2021 What is the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline? What’s the difference between a lawyer and atrampoline?You should take your workboots off beforeyou jump on a trampoline.
Januar 6, 2021 What is the proper weight for an attorney? What is the proper weight for an attorney?About 3 pounds, …….not counting the urn!
Januar 6, 2021 How many lawyers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? How many lawyers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?The real question is: How much can the light bulb afford tobe screwed for?
Januar 6, 2021 How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb? #2 How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb?How many can you afford?
Januar 6, 2021 What is the worst thing about our justice system? What is the worst thing about our justice system? You’re leaving your fate in the hands of 12 people whoweren’t smart enough to get…
Januar 6, 2021 A hill country husband died and left everything to his wife… A hill country husband died and left everything to his wife.He put a provision in his will though that she couldn’t touchany of it…
Januar 6, 2021 On visting a seriously ill lawyer in the hospital… On visting a seriously ill lawyer in the hospital, his friend found himsitting up in the bed, frantically leafing through the bible „What areyou…
Januar 6, 2021 The dog and the butcher A dog ran into a butcher shop and grabbed a roast off the counter.Fortunately, the butcher recognized the dog as belonging to aneighbour of…
Januar 6, 2021 The first client A young lawyer, starting up his private practice, was very anxiousto impress potential clients. When he saw the first visitor to hisoffice come through…