Januar 6, 2021 A really cold morning Two men are meeting on the street.“It was very cold this morning.““How cold was it?“I do not no exactly, but I saw a lawyerwith…
Januar 6, 2021 Marrying and divorcing in Heaven It seems that a devout, good couple was about to get married,but a tragic car accident ended their lives. When they got toheaven, they…
Januar 6, 2021 A lawyer passed on and found himself in Heaven… A lawyer passed on and found himself in Heaven,but not at all happy with his accommodations.He complained to St. Peter, who told him that…
Januar 6, 2021 Why do they bury lawers 26 feet underground? Why do they bury lawers 26 feet underground?Because deep down, they are really nice guys.
Januar 6, 2021 Question: What is 1 + 2? Question: What is 1 + 2 ?Politician: Well, if you look at the seasonally adjusted figures,you’ll find that it’s reasonably in line with government…
Januar 6, 2021 45 or 82? Joe the lawyer died suddenly, at the age of 45. He got to the gatesof Heaven, and the angel standing there said, „We’ve been…
Januar 6, 2021 Whats the difference between a bunch of lawyers in a porche… Whats the difference between a bunch of lawyers in a porcheand a porcupine? – A porcupine has pricks on the outside!
Januar 6, 2021 What do you get when you cross a lawyer and a pig? What do you get when you cross a lawyer and a pig? Nothing, there’s some things even a pig won’t do!
Januar 6, 2021 A defending attorney was cross examining a coroner… A defending attorney was cross examining a coroner.The attorney asks, „Before you signed thedeath certificate had you taken the man’s pulse?“ The coroner says,…
Januar 6, 2021 How are lawyers like sperm? How are lawyers like sperm? One out of a million turns out to be a human being.