Januar 6, 2021 That was an insult A man came storming out of the courthouse ranting and raving; obviously really angry . He stomped accross the street and into the bar…
Januar 6, 2021 What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50? What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50?Your Honor.
Januar 6, 2021 Did you kill the victim? Prosecutor: Did you kill the victim?Defendant: No, I did not.Prosecutor: Do you know what the penalties are for perjury?Defendant: Yes, I do. And they’re…
Januar 6, 2021 A tough case was being argued in court… A tough case was being argued in court. The defense attorney,feeling that he was in trouble, sent the judge a bottle ofhundred-year old brandy….
Januar 6, 2021 Being under oath „You seem to have more than the average share of intelligence for a man ofyour background,“ sneered the lawyer at a witness on the…
Januar 6, 2021 The scene is a dark jungle in Africa… The scene is a dark jungle in Africa. Two tigers are stalking through thebrush when the one to the rear reaches out with his…
Januar 6, 2021 An elderly patient needed a heart transplant… An elderly patient needed a heart transplant and discussed his options with his doctor. The doctor said, „We have 3 possible donors; the 1st…
Januar 6, 2021 Best advice possible Taylor was desperate for business, and was happy to be appointed by the court to defend an indigent defendant. The judge ordered Taylor,“You are…
Januar 6, 2021 In a long line of people waiting for a bank teller… In a long line of people waiting for a bank teller, one guy suddenly started massaging the back of the person in front of…
Januar 6, 2021 The way he died A person is in the hospital and asked his doctor how much time does he have left to live. The doctor did not want…