Januar 6, 2021 How many lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb? How many lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb?How many can you afford?
Januar 6, 2021 At night court, a man was brought in and set… At night court, a man was brought in and set before the judge.The judge said, „State your name, occupation, and the charge.“The defendant said,…
Januar 6, 2021 Two law partners leave their office and go to lunch… Two law partners leave their office and go to lunch. In the middle of lunch the junior partner slaps his forehead.“Damn,“ he says. „I…
Januar 6, 2021 Why does the law prohibit sex between lawyers and their clients? Why does the law prohibit sex between lawyers and their clients? To prevent clients from being billed twice for essentially the same service.
Januar 6, 2021 Do you know the problem with lawyer jokes? Do you know the problem with lawyer jokes?Lawyers don’t think they’re funny, and the rest of us don’tthink they’re jokes!
Januar 6, 2021 Mr. Dewey was briefing his client, who was about to… Mr. Dewey was briefing his client, who was about to testify in his own defense. „You must swear to tell the complete truth. Do…
Januar 6, 2021 A lawyer returns to his parked BMW to find the headlights… A lawyer returns to his parked BMW to find the headlightsbroken and considerable damage. There’s no sign of theoffending vehicle but he’s relieved to…
Januar 6, 2021 The LAPD, The FBI, and the CIA are all trying to… The LAPD, The FBI, and the CIA are all trying to prove that they are the best at apprehending criminals. The President decides to…
Januar 6, 2021 Clinton country A guy is sitting at a bar and orders a drink. At the same time the TV go’s on and there is Bill Clinton…
Januar 6, 2021 The Hillary's room President Clinton to maid: Mam, can you do something about Hillary’s room. She complains that it’s the ugliest room in the White House. Maid:…