Januar 6, 2021 Can't do „What’s wrong, sonny?“ asked the old timer sympathetically, coming overto the little kid who was sitting on the curb, crying his heart out.“I’m crying…
Januar 6, 2021 Amicable old lady „Dear Reyer School, God bless you for the beautiful radio I won at your recent senior citizen’s luncheon. I am 84 years old and…
Januar 6, 2021 Abe Lincoln An older man wearing a stovepipe hat, a waistcoat and a phoney beard sat down at a bar and ordered a drink. As the…
Januar 6, 2021 An old man, Mr. Smith, resided in a nursing home… An old man, Mr. Smith, resided in a nursing home. One day he went into thenurses‘ office and informed Nurse Jones that his penis…
Januar 6, 2021 Take in a boarder An elderly man tells the Doctor he is planning on marrying a women of 30, and would he have any suggestions.“Yes,“ says the Doctor,…
Januar 6, 2021 A peculiar dress Nancy & Betty, and Jim & Tom were in the old people’s home. Nancy & Betty thought Jim & Tom weren’t getting enough excitement…
Januar 6, 2021 Seems this elderly couple went to the clinic… Seems this elderly couple went to the clinic and asked to be tested for HIV. When the counselor asked why they felt that they…
Januar 6, 2021 How is a man like a snow fall? How is a man like a snow fall? -You never know how many inches you’ll get or how long it will last.
Januar 6, 2021 Have you heard the one about the… Have you heard the one about the . . . . . . . recent survey on cigarettes which found that 90% of the…
Januar 6, 2021 What is the definition of ultimate rejection? What is the definition of ultimate rejection? Your hand falling asleep while masturbating.