Januar 6, 2021 Partial Dosage Partial DosageAn elderly gentleman went to the local drug store and asked thepharmacist for Viagra. The pharmacist said „That’s no problem. Howmany do you…
Januar 6, 2021 Seventy year old George went for his annual physical… Seventy year old George went for his annual physical. All of his tests came back with great results. Dr. Smith said, „George everything looks…
Januar 6, 2021 What's the worst thing about having to kiss Grandma? What’s the worst thing about having to kiss Grandma?When the damn coffin lid falls and hits you in the head.
Januar 6, 2021 Two old women were sitting on a bench waiting for their bus… Two old women were sitting on a bench waiting for their bus. The buses were running late, and a lot of time passed. Finally,…
Januar 6, 2021 Bending it further The old man was saying to his doctor,“You know, Doc, when I was young, it was as hard as a rock. As I got…
Januar 6, 2021 A man was walking down the street when he noticed… A man was walking down the street when he noticed his grandpa sitting on the porch, in the rocking chair, with nothing on from…
Januar 6, 2021 A use for Viagra A man goes to visit his 85-year-old grandpa in the hospital. „How are you grandpa?“ he asks.“Feeling fine,“ says the old man.“What’s the food…
Januar 6, 2021 Perfectly good eyesight Two really old guys decided they would go out and try to play a round of golf together. They get on the first tee…
Januar 6, 2021 An elderly couple, still very loving after all these years… An elderly couple, still very loving after all these years, is shocked when the woman’s doctor says she has a heart condition that could…
Januar 6, 2021 What's the best thing about turning 65? What’s the best thing about turning 65?No more calls from insurance salesmen.