Partial DosageAn elderly gentleman went to the local drug store and asked thepharmacist for Viagra. The pharmacist said „That’s no problem. Howmany do you want?“The man answered, „Just a few, maybe 4, but cut each one in 4 pieces.“The pharmacist said, „That won’t do you any good.“The elderly gentleman said, „That’s alright. I don’t need them for sexanymore as I am over 80 years old. I just want it to stick out far enough so I don’t pee on my shoes.“
