Januar 6, 2021 A woman visits her physician… A woman visits her physician. After waiting for a while it’s finally her turn. She enters the doctors‘ office and sits down. The PhD…
Januar 6, 2021 Why is psychoanalysis quicker for men than for women? Why is psychoanalysis quicker for men than for women?When it’s time to go back to childhood, he’s already there.
Januar 6, 2021 A woman had some problems, so she went to her doctor… A woman had some problems, so she went to her doctor of twenty years.They had the following conversation: Dr.: Take the red pill after…
Januar 6, 2021 A man went to the doctor for a check up… A man went to the doctor for a check up. „How do you feel?“ asked the doctor. „Fine.“ he replied. After a few more…
Januar 6, 2021 Don't you just hate it when… Don’t you just hate it when you go to the doctor, and you’resitting on the examination table telling him about yoursymptoms, and with each…
Januar 6, 2021 Most dentists chairs go up and down… Most dentists chairs go up and down, don’t they?The one I was in went back and forwards.I thought, „This is unusual.“The dentist said to…
Januar 6, 2021 After years of psychotherapy… After years of psychotherapy, John no longer believeshe is a grain of wheat. However, one day he and afriend came across a chicken, and…
Januar 6, 2021 Perfectly normal „I’m in love with my horse,“ the nervous man told his psychiatrist. „Nothing to worry about,“ the psychiatrist consoled. „Many peopleare fond of animals.As…
Januar 6, 2021 A profoundly ugly girl went to the psychiatrist… A profoundly ugly girl went to the psychiatrist.“My life is a mess, doctor,“ she began, „I am sofucking hideous that no one will associate…
Januar 6, 2021 At a dentist's Dentist: „Would you help me out? I’d like you togive a few of your loudest screams.“ Patient: „Why, Doc? It isn’t all that bad…