Perfectly normal

„I’m in love with my horse,“ the nervous man told his psychiatrist. „Nothing to worry about,“ the psychiatrist consoled. „Many peopleare fond of animals.As a matter of fact, my wife and I have a dog that we are veryattached to.““But, doctor,“ continued the troubled patient, „I feel, ummm… *physically* attracted to my horse.““Hmmm,“ the doctor asked, „Is it male or female?“ „Female, of course!“ the man replied.“What do you think I am…GAY???“