Januar 6, 2021 What's a definition of a gynecologist? What’s a definition of a gynecologist?Gynecologist is a person who looks for problems in a place where mostpeople find pleasure
Januar 6, 2021 A girl goes to the doctor… A girl goes to the doctor. She says, „Doc, I’m freakin‘ out…I’m freakin‘ out…my pee’s coming out in four streams.“He says, „Get up on…
Januar 6, 2021 What's the difference between an oral thermometer and… What’s the difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer?The taste.
Januar 6, 2021 Why are they having such a hard time finding a cure for AIDS? Here’s a pretty nasty one:Why are they having such a hard time finding a cure for AIDS?The scientists can’t get the mice to butt…
Januar 6, 2021 This guy walks into a psychiatrist's office with a… This guy walks into a psychiatrist’s office with a concerned look on his face. „Doc,“ he says, „I’m worried. It’s that dream. I’m having…
Januar 6, 2021 A few days before his proctological exam, a one eyed man… A few days before his proctological exam, a one eyed man accidentally swallowed his glass eye. He was worried for a while, but there…
Januar 6, 2021 A woman came to the psychiatrist worried… A woman came to the psychiatrist worried. „Doctor,“ she said, „I can’t sleep at night. When I’m in the next room, I have this…
Januar 6, 2021 A midget walks into the doctors and says… A midget walks into the doctors and says, „Doc, I’ve got these fuckingitchy balls and I can’t do anything to stop ‚em itching“.The Doc…
Januar 6, 2021 There was this man in a mental hospital… There was this man in a mental hospital. All day he would put his ear tothe wall and listen. The doctor would watch this…
Januar 6, 2021 HEGS The Doctor tells his patient that he has H-E-G-S“What’s that?“, the patient asks.“It’s a combination of Herpes, Encephalitis, Gonorrhea and Syphyllis.“The patient wants to…