Januar 6, 2021 Psychoanalysis One of Sigmund Freud’s early patients rushed out into an Austrian afternoon on her way to meet her best friend at a coffee house….
Januar 6, 2021 Benefits of having Alzheimer's Benefits of having Alzheimer’s: You can wrap your own presents. You are always meeting new friends.
Januar 6, 2021 My heart set… A certain old gentleman thought his eyesight was going bad, and hewas advised to go to see an eye doctor. He goes in to…
Januar 6, 2021 Some problems A woman gives birth by a Caesarian and passes out. When she comes to her senses, the doctor approaches her bed and says:“I’m sorry…
Januar 6, 2021 Psychiatrist: What is wrong with your brother? Psychiatrist: What is wrong with your brother?Sister: He thinks he’s a chicken.Psychiatrist: How long has be been acting like a chicken?Sister: Three years. We…
Januar 6, 2021 A memory problem Patient: Doctor, I have a serious memory problem. I can’t remember anything!Doctor: So, since when did you have this problem?Patient: What problem?
Januar 6, 2021 Two very successful psychoanalysts occupied offices… Two very successful psychoanalysts occupied offices in the same building. One was 40 years old, the other over 70. They rode on the elevator…
Januar 6, 2021 Five penises A man goes into a doctor’s office and says „Doctor! Doctor! I have fivepenises!“The doctor says,“Good lord! How do your pants fit?“The man replies,…
Januar 6, 2021 A famous surgeon went on a safari in Africa… A famous surgeon went on a safari in Africa. When he came back, his colleagues asked him how it had been. „Oh, it was…
Januar 6, 2021 One doc operated on a person for a hernia… One doc operated on a person for a hernia. He opened his testis and took the balls out and kept it on the table….