Januar 6, 2021 For me, penises are a hobby… For me, penises are a hobby … kinda like fishing … The small ones you throw back, The good-sized ones you take home for…
Januar 6, 2021 Different sex outcomes Different sex outcomesBrunette after sex: „Oh that was great! Love you… wanna marry?“Blonde after sex: „Next!“Redhead after sex: „Better start chewing some VITAMINS, kid.“
Januar 6, 2021 How do you know when you've satisfied a redhead? Q: How do you know when you’ve satisfied a redhead?A: She unties you.
Januar 6, 2021 A cop sees a car weaving all over the road and pulls it over… A cop sees a car weaving all over the road and pulls it over. He walks up to the car and sees a nice-looking…
Januar 6, 2021 Do you know the difference in sugar and Sweet-n-Low? Do you know the difference in sugar and Sweet-n-Low????Sugar is when you kiss her on the lips!
Januar 6, 2021 A horny young man went to a brothel… A horny young man went to a brothel… The lady at the counter asked him what his choice would be. The man wanted to…
Januar 6, 2021 What happened to the cheerleader when she did the splits? Q: What happened to the cheerleader when she did the splits?A: 20 class rings fell out.
Januar 6, 2021 Two hookers were on a street corner… Two hookers were on a street corner. They started discussing business,and one of the hookers said, „Gonna be a good night, I smell cock…
Januar 6, 2021 Three altar boys are standing in the snow with… Three altar boys are standing in the snow with their pants down around their ankles. They have their penis‘ in a snow bank.Sister Margaret…
Januar 6, 2021 The clerk showed the man the store's most expensive perfume… The clerk showed the man the store’s most expensive perfume.“This is called ‚Perhaps‘,“ said the sales clerk. „It’s $285 perounce.““Listen,“ the man shot back,…