Januar 6, 2021 The common symptoms of swine flu The common symptoms of swine flu are: High fever, upset stomach, occasional cramps and an irresistible urge to fuck in the mud…
Januar 6, 2021 Take her apart! A young boy asked his mother „Ma, is it true that people can be taken apart like machines?“ „Of course not, where did you…
Januar 6, 2021 The art of foreplay Woman, „Slow down, foreplay is an art.“Man, „Well, if you don’t get your canvas arranged soon, I’m going to spill my paint!“
Januar 6, 2021 Wife comes home to find the old man shagging the dog… Wife comes home to find the old man shagging the dog in the front room. „My God Henry“, she screams, „I know you’ve had…
Januar 6, 2021 A priest is teaching a nun how to swim… A priest is teaching a nun how to swim and the nun says to the priest „Will I really sink if you take your…
Januar 6, 2021 One neighbor says to the other… One neighbor says to the other, „Hey Joe, you have to stop leaving the blinds on your bedroom open, I saw you fucking your…
Januar 6, 2021 The dean of women at an exclusive girl's college… The dean of women at an exclusive girl’s college was lecturing her students on sexual morality. „In moments of temptation,“ said the speaker to…
Januar 6, 2021 What is the difference between a Slut and a Bitch? What is the difference between a Slut and a Bitch?A Slut sleeps with everyone, a bitch sleeps with everyone but you!
Januar 6, 2021 Did you know Sex is a crime? Did you know Sex is a crime?Its a misdemeanor – The more I miss de meaner I get..
Januar 6, 2021 If a light sleeper sleeps lighter with… If a light sleeper sleeps lighter with the light on,does a hard sleeper sleep harder with a hard on?