Januar 6, 2021 Together again Maria is a devout Catholic. She gets married and has 17 children. Then herhusband dies. She remarries two weeks later, and has 22 children…
Januar 6, 2021 A Scottish private walks into the pharmacy… A Scottish private walks into the pharmacy near his bases, pulls abeat-up, mutilated condom out of his pocket, and asks the pharmacist howmuch it…
Januar 6, 2021 A lady goes in to take a tennis lesson… A lady goes in to take a tennis lesson, and the instructor notices she is using the wrong grip. After several failed attempts to…
Januar 6, 2021 Twice a day This guy goes into a doctors and says „Doctor, doctor you’ve gotta help me. I just can’t stop having sex!““Well how often do you…
Januar 6, 2021 Every precaution I must take every precaution not to get pregnant,“ said Edna to Priscilla. „But I thought you said your hubby had a vasectomy,“ Priscilla…
Januar 6, 2021 A guy's fingering his girlfriend… A guy’s fingering his girlfriend.She says, „Would you take off your ring? It’s hurting me.“He says, „That’s not my ring…It’s my wristwatch.“
Januar 6, 2021 Lightbulbs for dinner Little Freddie said to Little Johnny, „My dad’s tougher than your dad!““Oh yeah?“ said Little Johnny, „My dad is so tough, he has lightbulbs…
Januar 6, 2021 A huge guy marries a tiny girl, and at the wedding… A huge guy marries a tiny girl, and at the wedding, one of his friends says to him, „How the hell do the two…
Januar 6, 2021 What do you call foreplay in Alabama? What do you call foreplay in Alabama? ‚Hey sis, you awake?‘
Januar 6, 2021 The new hooker had just finished her first trick… The new hooker had just finished her first trick. Whenshe came back down to the street, the seasoned veteransall gathered around to hear the…