Januar 6, 2021 A girl from Texas and a girl from New York were seated… A girl from Texas and a girl from New York were seated sideby side on an airplane. The girl from Texas, being friendlyand all,…
Januar 6, 2021 The dentist was called away from the dinner table to… The dentist was called away from the dinner table to take an urgent phone call. It was Mr. Tuckerman, explaining that young Junior had…
Januar 6, 2021 Over the counter A middle aged man, about 5 foot 8 inches tall, walks into a Walmartand asks where the pharmacy counter is. He is directed to…
Januar 6, 2021 A woman walks into a shop that sells very expensive Persian rugs… A woman walks into a shop that sells very expensive Persian rugs. She looks around and spots the perfect rug and walks over to…
Januar 6, 2021 A fortune teller A man was wandering around a fairground and he happened to see afortune-teller’s tent. Thinking it would be good for a laugh, hewent inside…
Januar 6, 2021 Card games A cleaning woman was applying for a new position. When askedwhy had she left her previous employment, she replied, „Yes,sir, they paid good wages,…
Januar 6, 2021 Ass-corked Two guys are in a locker room when one guy notices the other guy has acork in his ass. He says, „How’d you get…
Januar 6, 2021 A girl and an elephant Girl woke up in the morning after a party and found an Elephant in bedbeside her.She said „I must have been tight last night“The…
Januar 6, 2021 Imagine you`re in a room with no windows and no doors… Imagine you`re in a room with no windows and no doors,how do you get out?Stop imagining!Sent by Cally
Januar 6, 2021 Six guys were playing poker when Smith loses… Six guys were playing poker when Smith loses $500 on a single hand, clutches his chest and drops dead at the table. Showing respect…