Januar 6, 2021 A man walks into a jewellers shop… A man walks into a jewellers shop, unzips his trousers and placeshis tool upon the counter. The lady serving says: „I’m sorry Sir,this is…
Januar 6, 2021 Two nuns go to a restaurant to have dinner… Two nuns go to a restaurant to have dinner. They notice RockyMountain Oysters on the menu and wondered what that was.They ask the waiter…
Januar 6, 2021 There were three men who were lost in the forest… There were three men who were lost in the forest. They were thencaptured by cannibals. The cannibal king then told the prisonersthat they could…
Januar 6, 2021 Kind of awkward A guy goes to a girl’s house for the first time and she shows him into theliving room. She excuses herself to go to…
Januar 6, 2021 A man stops by a diner at noon… A man stops by a diner at noon, the busiest time of day, sits down at the counter and asks for a cup of…
Januar 6, 2021 A bad day There’s this little guy sitting inside a bar, just looking at his drink.He stays like that for half-an-hour.Then, this big trouble-making truck driver steps…
Januar 6, 2021 A guy goes into a restaurant/lounge… A guy goes into a restaurant/lounge wearing a shirt open at the collarand is met by a bouncer who tells him he must wear…
Januar 6, 2021 A man with a wooden eye was sitting at a bar… A man with a wooden eye was sitting at a bar one night.He glanced across the room and noticed a very attractive woman with…
Januar 6, 2021 Two men are approaching each other on a sidewalk… Two men are approaching each other on a sidewalk. Both are draggingtheir right foot as the walk. As they meet, one man looks at…
Januar 6, 2021 Ouch „What happened?“ asked the hospital visitor of the heavily bandaged man sitting up in bed.“Well, I went down to Margate at the weekend and…