Januar 6, 2021 What's the difference between a rabbi and a priest? What’s the difference between a rabbi and a priest?A rabbi cuts it off, and a priest sucks it off.
Januar 6, 2021 What's the difference between Jesus and… Q: What’s the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus?A: It only takes one nail to hang the picture.
Januar 6, 2021 Did you hear about the dyslectic agnostic with insomnia? Q: Did you hear about the dyslectic agnostic with insomnia?A: He used to lay awake at night wondering if there really was a dog.
Januar 6, 2021 Divine Right Several years ago, the Catholic Church required women to wear a headcovering in order to enter the sanctuary. One Sunday a lady arrivedwithout her…
Januar 6, 2021 Two Irishmen were digging a ditch directly across from a brothel… Two Irishmen were digging a ditch directly across from a brothel.Suddenly, they saw a rabbi walk up to the front door, glance around and…
Januar 6, 2021 A Lutheran pastor, a Catholic priest and a Rabbi… A Lutheran pastor, a Catholic priest and a Rabbi were fishing from a boatnot from the lake shore. The pastor had to make a…
Januar 6, 2021 A dangerous animal The preacher was wired for sound with a lapel mike, and as he preached, he moved briskly about the platform, jerking the mike cord…
Januar 6, 2021 Jesus and Moses are sitting in a boat fishing… Jesus and Moses are sitting in a boat fishing and Jesus says to Moses „I want to do a miracle so we can feel…
Januar 6, 2021 A stupid dog While leading the Friday evening services, the Rabbi noticed a member ofthe congregation, Bernie, walk in with a St. Bernard dog. The Rabbi,horrified, asked…