Januar 6, 2021 A man was leaving church one day… A man was leaving church one day. The Pastor was standing at the door (as he always is) to shake hands with members of…
Januar 6, 2021 An anti-bat spray Three Pastors from the south were having lunch in a diner. One said, „Ya know, since summer started I’ve been having trouble with bats…
Januar 6, 2021 Change my mind The church was conducting its annual fund drive. One member of the congregation said, „I give ten dollars.“ Just then, a piece of plaster…
Januar 6, 2021 A preacher was completing a temperance sermon… A preacher was completing a temperance sermon: with great expression he said, „If I had all the beer in the world, I’dtake it and…
Januar 6, 2021 And Jesus said unto his disciples… And Jesus said unto his disciples, „Whom do men say that I am?“And His disciples answered unto Him, „Master, thou art the supreme eschatological…
Januar 6, 2021 What's the difference between a nun and a woman… What’s the difference between a nun and a woman taking a shower?The nun has hope in her soul.
Januar 6, 2021 Two nuns were driving alone out in the boonies… Two nuns were driving alone out in the boonies. They ran out of gas. Fortunately they could walk to a gas station not far…
Januar 6, 2021 What do a priest and a Christmas tree have in common? Q. What do a priest and a Christmas tree have in common?A. They both have balls just for decoration.
Januar 6, 2021 How can you tell if someone is half Catholic and half Jewish? Q. How can you tell if someone is half Catholic and half Jewish?A. When he goes to confession, he takes a lawyer with him.
Januar 6, 2021 Where to send him? A Jesuit, a Dominican and a Franciscan were walking along an old road, debating the greatness of their orders. Suddenly, an apparition of the…