Januar 6, 2021 What do you call a man with his right hand in a sharks mouth? What do you call a man with his right hand in a sharks mouth?Lefty.
Januar 6, 2021 The man walked past the armored car and hears… The man walked past the armored car and hears people talking inside. He stepped closer to hear what they were saying: „I see you,…
Januar 6, 2021 I recently had surgery on my hand, and asked… I recently had surgery on my hand, and asked the doctor if,after surgery, I would be able to play the banjo. He said, „I’m…
Januar 6, 2021 A fellow was shipwrecked with six lovely women… A fellow was shipwrecked with six lovely women whoin a short time were fighting over his attentions.They held a meeting to resolve the problem…
Januar 6, 2021 A woman went down to the Welfare Office to get aid… A woman went down to the Welfare Office to get aid. The officeworker asked her, „How many children do you have?““Ten,“ she replied.“What are…
Januar 6, 2021 How do I know anything really exists? How do I know anything really exists?Kick it *really* hard.
Januar 6, 2021 Why did the skeleton burp? Here’s a silly one….Why did the skeleton burp?Because it didn’t have the guts to fart.
Januar 6, 2021 What is the difference between roast beef and pea soup? What’s the difference between roast beef and pea soup?Anyone can roast beef.
Januar 6, 2021 How gross is that? Gross is having to tuck your hemorrhoid into your sock so you won’t step onit when you walk.
Januar 6, 2021 What is black and sits at the top of a set of stairs? What is black and sits at the top of a set of stairs?A quadraplegic in a house fire.